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Episode 1

Virtual Sex Machine, Eternal Life, Fat Jedi

air day: 2003-05-26

You’ll perceive Martin’s disturbed look as rapidly as you uncover out what employees scientist Perry did with Marty’s useful Virtual Sex Machine. Also on tonight’s episode, Martin will study the vital factor of everlasting life from the venerable Alex Chiu and his death-defying rings. Plus, memorable moments in NASA historic earlier, singing squirrels, and a few loopy fats child swinging a stick. Don’t miss one thrilling second of our first episode ever!

Episode 2

Girls Gone Wired, Hollow Earth, Gary Coleman

air day: 2003-05-27

It’s solely the second episode and “”Unscrewed”” is already bringing out the hardly dressed seaside babes. Wait until you see week eight! Also scheduled on tonight’s present is a fast man with massive concepts a number of race of beings who reside on the middle of the Earth, a disturbing voyage into the guts of weird Japanese Internet customized, some additional singing rodents, and our very first recreation present with well-known particular person contestant Gary Coleman.

Episode three

His Holiness Rael, 10Okay for a Wife, Foul-Mouth Barney

air day: 2003-05-28

Rael, non secular chief of the Raelians, is the byproduct of a romantic tryst between a human lady (mother) and a lusty little inexperienced man (dad) from a far-off planet. It’s no shock, then, that Rael chooses to stroll spherical in an all-white jumpsuit and staunchly assist human cloning. Anything lots a lot much less is likely to be merely plain bizarre.

On tonight’s present Martin catches up with “”His Holiness”” Rael alongside with some man who’s providing $10,000 for a affiliate. Also on this system is a Porn Tip with Judy, the Porn Mom, a go to from Scary Gary, and a rousing spherical of “”Female or She-Male?”” Get all the appropriate (and inappropriate) hyperlinks beneath.

Episode four

Time-Traveling Dentist, Deep Throat Diva, Search for the Perfect Blender

air day: 2003-05-29

On tonight’s oral-theme episode of “”Unscrewed,”” Martin travels by way of time with a deranged dentist and may get enterprise suggestions from an net porn queen with a sure straightforward expertise. Scroll down for added enlightenment on this night’s scheduled leisure.

Episode 5

Asia Carrera, Ouchy the Clown, Hack Your Enemies

air day: 2003-06-02

Now we’re getting someplace. Monday’s episode of “”Unscrewed”” ensures to be among the many best nevertheless, with not one nonetheless two mind-blowing buddies who’re as attractive as they’re unusual. First up is Asia Carrera, porn star and geek goddess, who’ll faculty Martin on gaming, models, and the tech that turns her on.

Following Asia is none aside from Ouchy the Clown, the Web’s premier supplier of “”grownup clown companies.”” Ouchy will most likely be in-studio outfitted with his whip, squeaky horns, and signature leather-based “”ballkini.””

Episode 6

Remote Viewing with Major Doom, Porn Tip With Judy, Screw with Your Friends

air day: 2003-06-03

Major Ed Dames areas the ESP in espionage. For years, Dames labored as a distant viewer for the US authorities, monitoring down enemy targets with the uncanny powers of his unconscious. Martin will put Dames’s lovely concepts to the try on tonight’s present. Also on this system, Kevin shares one completely different evil “”darkish tip,”” Martin goes as soon as extra to the seaside with the Girls Gone Wired, and Judy returns with one completely different useful Porn Tip. Get prepared for the episode that Martin’s calling, “”Our filthiest nevertheless.””

Episode 7

Fake Nude Celebs, Supersonic Bong, Porn Prose

air day: 2003-06-04

No, Gillian Anderson has under no circumstances starred in an grownup movie alongside a goat. Those photographs you downloaded from KaZaA are one issue we contained in the commerce establish “”pretend.”” On tonight’s present we’ll converse with Ed Lake, the “”Fake Detective,”” about among the many best strategies to separate phony, Photoshopped pics from the exact deal.

Also on tonight’s program, we have now a tool that offers you one other excuse to develop proper right into a pothead, tips about among the many best porn prose on-line, and a blood-soaked Internet recreation that areas the “”URL”” in hurl. Send the youngsters to mattress, put the pets contained in the oven, and put collectively for an additional history-making episode of “”Unscrewed.””

Episode eight

Planet X, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Coke or Cleaner?

air day: 2003-06-05

Of the entire tv seasons all by way of which the world can finish, why does it need to be this one? “”Unscrewed”” is simply getting off the underside. Martin merely made the ultimate phrase cost on his Vespa. Laura can lastly make all of it the way in which during which whereby to the workplace with out calling thrice for instructions. And now — would not you understand it? — Planet X is able to come crashing down and hurt all of it!

Watch tonight’s present to find out how the unlucky orbital path of a rogue “”10th planet”” will destroy the Earth and all its inhabitants inside the following couple of months. Why have not we heard about this? Hello! Vast worldwide conspiracy! Also tonight, an interview with the legendary Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, a butt-smelling monkey, and a bunch of varied ludicrous crappery. Don’t miss it!

Episode 9

Ghost Hunter Scott Herriott, Lizardman, Michio Kaku

air day: 2003-06-09

Scott Herriott is as soon as extra. And he is pissed. OK, he is not precisely pissed, nonetheless he is sort of grumpy. Grumpy like a fox! Fine, foxes aren’t grumpy, nonetheless the extent is, Scott Herriott of “”Internet Tonight”” fame is becoming a member of “”Unscrewed”” as our in-house paranormal specialist, apart from the truth that we won’t let him throughout the residence.

Tonight, do not miss Scott’s inaugural ghost-hunting safari to California’s spookiest brewery, the Moss Beach Distillery. Plus, the Lizardman, Dr. Michio Kaku, a bunch of individuals hurting themselves, and the notorious “”Dark Tipper.””

Episode 10

Crop Circles, Skipping Chicks, Teen Lingo

air day: 2003-06-10

Last summer season season’s blockbuster thriller “”Signs”” made crop circles a family set up, although it did little to ease the difficulty saying M. Night Shyamalan. In the film, the mysterious wheat wonders had been created by a race of killer aliens. Tonight’s buyer, Marshall Masters, says that could be a bunch of “”hooey!”” Sure, the crop circles had been beamed down by aliens, nonetheless peaceable aliens who’re attempting to ship us messages of affection and friendship by destroying our meals sources. Also on tonight’s program: scorching girls skipping!

Episode 11

How to Be a Camwhore, Megaphone Messaging, Movie Poster Trivia

air day: 2003-06-11

Maddox followers, put collectively to soil yourselves. The creator of The Best Page contained in the Universe will most likely be on tonight’s present to point us the ins and outs of being a worthwhile camwhore. Also on this system, Laura tortures her officemates with a novel kind of quick messaging, Marty will get proof of life on Mars, and we play the most recent new Internet craze: “”The Movie Poster Game.””

Episode 12

Dear Blog, The Smoking Gun, Roy Orbison in Plastic Wrap

air day: 2003-06-12

Tonight marks the primary installment of “”Dear Blog,”” a recurring attribute via which Martin poetically recites passages out of your random weblogs. Trust us, it is humorous. Also on the present, we verify in with the muckraking menace-mongers behind The Smoking Gun, reply hate mail, and wrap a Roy Orbison impersonator in plastic wrap. All in a day’s work for “”Unscrewed.””

Episode 13

Poison’s Bret Michaels, Stalk the Bush Twins, Fetish of the Week

air day: 2003-06-16

“”Unscrewed”” has a kung-fu lack of life grip on the heartbeat of the American music scene. Our commerce insiders inform us that washed-up ’80s hair bands are hotter than ever, so we rushed out and booked Poison entrance man Bret Michaels to return on the present to play our addictive new recreation, Porn Site or Not a Porn Site? Catch the outrageous motion on tonight’s present.

Also on this system, the Web-savvy stalker behind The First Twins, Martin reads one completely different Dear Blog, and our first installment of Fancy Fetish of the Week that encompasses a bunch of creepy crackheads dressed like toddlers.

Episode 14

Pastor Jack Exorcises Martin, Zero Sex Life, Japanese Hot Dog Art

air day: 2003-06-17

Prepare yourselves for most likely primarily essentially the most outlandish “”Unscrewed”” episode up to now. On Tuesday’s program, Pastor Jack J. Stahl will try to exorcise Martin’s many demons (pornography, alcohol, unhealthy hair, and so forth.) by way of the reworking vitality of the music of Tom Jones. Yes, that Tom Jones. Plus, Marty interviews the one man additional pathetic than himself, the webmaster behind Zero Sex Life. Then we’ll carve some scorching canines. Don’t be late.

Episode 15

Martin’s Stunt Host, Mysteries of the Time Cube, ‘Search Sperts’ With Cam Girls

air day: 2003-06-18

Hosting a late-night TV present on a channel with quick set up recognition like TechTV may be harmful work. The mobbing followers, the jilted lovers, the five-day pork rind binges to drown the loneliness — it is all a part of the bundle of being Martin Sargent. That’s why Martin does not go wherever with out his stunt host, Dave Rubin.

Also on this system, the notorious Gene Ray and his distinctive Time Cube; Search Sperts, our brand-new search engine recreation (carried out by dueling cam babes); and Laura outs Hollywood celebs who’re usually not solely homosexual, nonetheless “”very very homosexual.””

Episode 16

Laura Finds Her Man, Alien Implants Explained, Filter Your Farts

air day: 2003-06-19

Tonight, Marty performs matchmaker as he scours the ‘Unscrewed’ Personals for an relevant mate for the engaging, and inexplicably lonely, Laura Swisher. Plus, the actual fact about alien implants, an answer to your gaseous ass, and hallucinogenic condiments!

Episode 17

Crack Passwords Fast, Extreme Elvis Gets Naked, ABBA Clones

air day: 2003-06-23

Never prior to has hundreds evil been packed into one tv program. On Monday’s present the “”Dark Tipper,”” Kevin Rose, will unveil his most harmful tip up to now: a free piece of software program program program that may crack any password on any web site (even the naughty ones). We’ll inform you additional on Monday, nonetheless begin drooling now.

Also, let’s not neglect Monday’s particular musical buyer (for exact this time), Extreme Elvis: the nastiest, nakedest, most nauseatingest Elvis impersonator on the earth. He’s gonna sing, swear, and drop his drawers, whether or not or not or not you prefer it or not. And simply so that you understand, you may not.

Episode 18

Inside Wifey’s World, Martin Gets His ‘Bling’ on, He-Nail or She-Nail?

air day: 2003-06-24

If the execs of “”The Flintstones”” can pat themselves on the as soon as extra for exhibiting the primary married couple sleeping throughout the equal mattress, then we deserve some excessive props for tonight’s present. Martin enters Wifey’s World, a web site run by a pair who report their motion between the sheets and broadcast it for all of the world to get pleasure from.

Also on this system, Martin reads one completely different Dear Blog, and Mr. Bling matches the “”Unscrewed”” hosts with a 24-karat smile.

Episode 19

Chemtrails That Kill, Old Men in Rubber, Judy’s Porn Tip

air day: 2003-06-25

Harold Ivey is our sort of old-timer. This 70-plus Southern gentleman spends his days wrapped in handmade, skin-tight, groin-enhancing, leather-based and rubber clothes. Just like grandpa used to positioned on. Learn additional about Harold and his strategies for masculine mounding on tonight’s program. Also on the present, Martin gasps in horror as he learns that “”innocent”” airplane contrails are literally a part of a authorities plot to poison us all! Damn you, chemtrails! Damn you all to hell!

Episode 20

Voices From the Dead, Life of an International Assassin, Choppy the Chimp

air day: 2003-06-30

You would possibly need to rewind that garbled message that is in your answering machine. It’s potential that it is larger than solely a unhealthy recording. It may very efficiently be a message from somebody earlier the grave attempting to make contact. Scott Herriott heads to Reno to analyze the bizarre happenings.

Also, former Interpol murderer, David “”Race”” Bannon joins Martin with tales of his wilder days.

Episode 21

Martin’s Bedroom, Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Birdie Diapers

air day: 2003-07-01

Despite what a lot of of you appear to counsel with your e mail, cellphone calls, message board posts, petitions, picket strains, and assassination makes an attempt, “”Unscrewed”” actually is a expertise present. To current it, we have stuffed tonight’s episode chock-full of hard-core, high-tech hijinks. You need the most recent in expertise information? We’ve obtained famend conspiracy theorist Jim Marrs with exhausting proof of an alien invasion that occurred in 1897! You need good scientific breakthroughs? Mark and Lorraine Moore utilized cutting-edge textiles and an interactive web site to develop and market their wildly regular chook diaper! We’ve even obtained our analysis and progress employees inserting this intelligent contraption by way of rigorous testing. Because we’re accountable journalists. We’re legit. Too legit to give up.

Plus, we’ll present you discover ways to navigate a beautiful new useful helpful useful resource typically referred to as the information superhighway. Our first stops? High-quality leisure (Martin’s favourite recreation involving facial hair), inspirational photographs

Episode 22

Bizarre Bug Eating, Free Porn For All, Desktop Revenge

air day: 2003-07-07

A late-night converse present is not going to be a late-night converse present till any specific particular person eats bugs. On Tuesday’s present, “”Unscrewed”” will get its official stamp of approval when each Martin and Laura chomp down on some juicy arthropods with the president of the Bay Area Bug Eating Society (BABES). Also on tonight’s present, Judy’s most provocative Porn Tip, “”Dark Tipper”” will get desktop revenge, and a monkey drinks its personal urine. How’s that for household leisure?

Episode 23

Martin’s Biggest Fan, Ultimate Beer Chiller, Girls Gone Wired

air day: 2003-07-14

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Tonight, Martin meets his largest fan, Dave Rich. (We’re nonetheless attempting to substantiate if that is his solely fan.) This man not solely overtly stalks Martin nevertheless furthermore has an net web site devoted to wooing our fearless host — collectively with love poems and a chief 10 doc of causes Martin ought to turn out to be homosexual.

Also on faucet tonight, the Dark Tipper reveals you discover ways to get some use out of your earlier laptop computer pc components. And porn starlet Christine Allure reveals us why she’s most likely primarily essentially the most linked gal on the Web.

Episode 24

Mind of Banachek, World of Dren, Moments in NASA History

air day: 2003-07-15

In order for a late-night present to be deemed “”official,”” it must delve into the bizarre and inexplicable. Tonight, “”Unscrewed”” earns its wings. Mentalist Banachek will depart you yelling profanities on the present whereas shouting “”How contained in the hell did he do this?”” It’s OK. We have no freaking clue every. Prepare your self for the unattainable. Actually, we advocate that you simply simply merely sit as soon as extra, pour an additional glass of beer, and luxuriate in. You’re not good satisfactory to seek out out his methods. Also on this system, enter the world of Dren (focus on one whacked mutha) and meet our future president, Sara Anderson. Too unhealthy she goes to have the flexibility to’t run for workplace till 2016. We may constructive use her assist now.

Episode 25

Alien Mind Control, Natural Porn, Stalking Sasquatch

air day: 2003-07-16

It’s a bizarre, bizarre world accessible in the marketplace. Why, whereas I variety these strains, aliens are infiltrating the minds of harmless individuals all by way of me, immobilizing them, controlling them, even persuading them to not positioned on defending headgear! Why are they specializing in us? What are they planning? What did they do with Mulder’s sister?

Meanwhile, moderately clever men and women of all ages are sacrificing staggering parts of time, vitality, and private dignity to proceed of their infinite seek for Sasquatch. What compels them to hold on? How does this legend survive, with so little in the way in which during which whereby of supporting proof? Why did “”Harry and the Hendersons”” ever make it to the big present? Could this be one other indication of alien affect?

Tonight, “”Unscrewed”” takes a beautiful, exhausting check out these questions, and completely fails to ship one factor in the way in which during which whereby of a passable reply. The reality could also be accessible in the marketplace, nevertheless it’s not on this present. I do not examine you, nonetheless I’m blaming the aliens.

Episode 26

Fanime Convention, Twisted Haiku, Musical Sex Toy

air day: 2003-07-17

Smoke ’em in case you obtained ’em. But that is not as easy because of it sounds. With the licensed pointers ever-changing, it is getting more durable to delicate up everytime you rattling efficiently please. How is one anticipated to go bowling or sit in a bar night time after night time with out sucking down a bit lung sweet? Tonight meet Patrick Carroll. He’s principal the combat in opposition to the federal authorities and for the appropriate to delicate up when and the place we wish. How’s he doing this? By utilizing the Internet.

Also on the present tonight, Laura heads to the Fanime Convention, and Perry the staff scientist demonstrates the most recent in intercourse toy expertise. Fortunately for him, no girls are required.

Episode 27

Midget Wrestling, Girls Gone Wired, Free Internet Access

air day: 2003-07-21

What do you get while you mix two sturdy and tiny midget wrestlers, one sneaky tip for scoring free Internet entry, one red-hot co-host, one singing squirrel, and the all the time unpredictable Martin Sargent?

You get tonight’s episode of “”Unscrewed,”” in precise reality. One half-hour of high-impact leisure on your complete household.

Episode 28

House Gymnastics, Dirt From The Smoking Gun, Girls Gone Wired

air day: 2003-07-22

Plenty of you ask what Laura does to take care of her terrific physique. Besides her frequent meal of cigarettes and ice cubes, she workout routines. Specifically, alongside with her every single day walks from bar to bar, Laura does gymnastics. Well sort of. She has not too approach again turn out to be hooked on a mannequin new craze acknowledged merely as residence gymnastics. Tonight, the inventors of this do-it-at-home sport be half of the present via netcam to speak about their creation.

Also on this system, Andrew Goldberg of The Smoking Gun is as soon as extra with additional mud on celebrities and names inside the information. Including Kobe Bryant’s mug shot. Plus, a brand-new Girl Gone Wired.

Episode 29

Alien Chaser, Portable Lie Detector, Martin Explores Crop Circles

air day: 2003-07-24

You’ve seen the poster in Mulder’s workplace, right? The definitely considered one of many UFO and the caption “”I Want to Believe””? Well, in case you’re already a believer in aliens, you are going to love tonight’s present. And in case you aren’t, after tonight it’s possible you’ll be. Ron Regehr is on the present to speak about how the United States is making ready itself for an alien assault. “”Hogwash,”” you say? Did I degree out that Ron helped design spy satellites for the US authorities? I actually really feel this fella is acutely aware of what he is speaking about. “”The reality is out there in the marketplace.”” Believe us. Or merely take into consideration him.

Also guaranteeing the actual fact is out there in the marketplace, Dan Yashar joins us via netcam to speak a number of transportable lie detector. So the following time you inform somebody you are not a virgin, you’d bigger suppose twice. Plus, a brand-new Girl Gone Wired and one completely different installment of Dear Blog.

Episode 30

Turn Your Amateur Porn Into Cash, Tattoo and Piercing Webcam, Catfish Fetish

air day: 2003-07-28

Go to your closet and begin digging by way of your property movies. No, not these of your loved ones members journey to see Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox. I point out these you made with your affiliate and your dad and mom’ residence video digicam as quickly as they’d been on the grocery retailer. Yes, “”these tapes.”” Tonight’s buyer, Allen McNulty, goes to level you the way in which one can flip your newbie sexcapades into some excessive money.

Also on the present, we reveal what can be essentially the most annoying nevertheless unusually partaking fetish on the Web: The Tattoo Cam. Find out the place you possibly can watch individuals get tattoos and piercings in exact time. Plus, new installments of Dear Blog, Fancy Fetish, and Girls Gone Wired.

Episode 31

Alien Hunter, Sno-Cone Maker Mod, Singularity

air day: 2003-07-29

Remember the great earlier days of the Internet? When merely logging on via your 14.four modem promised a plethora of crappy animation, metropolis legends, and chain e mail messages? When a person named Mahir gained worldwide renown with an easy web site and the irresistible catchphrase “”I kiss you””? Tonight, Martin take a nostalgic look as soon as extra at a lot of of our favourite Web crazes and reminds us all that what seems good correct now will certainly look earlier and silly tomorrow.

We’re furthermore speaking to an alien hunter so excessive, he has trademarked the title. And we’ll inform you discover ways to place collectively for the tip of the world. Too psychological for you? Then merely tune in to fulfill our newest Girl Gone Wired. She hosts reside chats and a webcam, and her thought-about satisfying is “”staying residence and taking part in on the pc.”” “”Unscrewed””: your present for geeky, attractive girls.

Episode 32

Future of Porn, Creepy Dolls, Search Sperts

air day: 2003-07-30

Remember the scene from “”Poltergeist”” the place the clown disappeared from the chair solely to complete up beneath the mattress? If that clown scared the crap out of you, put collectively for the following wave of creepy dolls assured to scare the bejesus out of anybody who owns them. Tonight, Sher Miller joins us via netcam to debate her twisted creations.

Plus, Tom Hymes, editor of AVN.com, talks about porn in all its lustful glory. And put collectively for an additional camwhore face-off inside the most recent installment of Search Sperts.

Episode 33

X-ray Spray, Gary Spivey, Girls Gone Wired

air day: 2003-08-04

Growing up as a toddler correct now has obtained to be among the many best concern ever. Beside the arrival of TiVo and MP3 gamers, there are such a lot of nifty models we might have paid prime greenback for (or swiped from the cabinets — video surveillance wasn’t an issue as soon as extra then). It would have been good to take an X-ray spray and look inside that brown envelope addressed to Dad. Instead we might have preferred to steam it open solely to look out it was a reproduction of Field and Stream and not at all Playboy. Then we might get busted due to we could not get the rattling concern sealed as quickly as additional. Tonight, Chet Canlas from the San Francisco International Spy Shop joins us to speak about an unimaginable product that allows you to to look into any envelope.

Plus, clairvoyant Gary Spivey, who has labored with a lot of of the very best names in Hollywood, sits in with the gang to speak about his psychic abilities. And in Girls Gone Wired, we take a sneak peek into the world of a model new dolly.

Episode 35

Disney Tattoo Guy, Susie Bright, Girls Gone Wired

air day: 2003-08-07

It is not going to be usually that one feels sorry for Martin, nonetheless that could be a kind of uncommon occasions. Just closing week, he made a sequin-encrusted sash with “”Mr. #1 Disny (sic) Fan!!”” printed on it. He’s been sporting it 24/7, usually solely.

Unfortunately, Martin’s love of all factors Disney has clearly been outshined by one among tonight’s buddies. George C. Reiger Jr. joins us via netcam to level off his 1,500 (and counting) Disney tattoos. Reiger calls himself “”Disney’s No. 1 Fan,”” and no specific particular person’s arguing. Not even Martin.

Thankfully, Reiger’s undisputed reign atop the world of Disney aficionados has induced Martin to rethink his newest Disney-loving stunt. Namely, contracting spiny elephantitis and having his set up legally modified to “”The Human Epcot Center.””

Episode 37

Insomnia Cure, Guide to Better Self-Love, Girl Gone Wired

air day: 2003-08-12

In each long-term intimate relationship there comes a time when the fireworks begin to fizzle. You can pretend it for some time, you possibly can hope it goes away by itself, or you possibly can flip off the Enigma CD, blow out the candles, seize hold of a mirror, and clarify to your self that Christina Aguilera was on to 1 issue. You’re a genie in a bottle, child, and you need to rub you the appropriate means.

Tonight we converse to sexpert Sadie Allison, whose mission in life is to point girls discover ways to present themselves “”massive, moist, loads of, heart-pounding, scream-inducing, life-affirming, scrape-you-off-the-ceiling orgasms.”” Oh, and he or she’s obtained loads of strategies for you boys contained in the viewers as efficiently. Also, we’re testing an digital sleeping gadget for these nights while you’ve obtained a headache. Plus, additional Memoirs of a Radio Hut Guy, and one completely different mouthwatering Girl Gone Wired.

Episode 38

High-Priced Gigolo, Search Sperts, Top 10 Asses Online

air day: 2003-08-13

Tonight on “”Unscrewed”” we’re speaking about dream jobs. No, not Playboy photographer or Jack Daniels trend tester. We’re speaking fantasy job, the kind you possibly can’t take into consideration individuals receives a charge for when you’re struggling by way of eight hours of pencil sharpening. We’ll introduce you to 2 guys who’re actually laughing all the way in which during which whereby to the financial institution.

First, Gigolo Jess costs girls $300 per hour to get pleasure from his undivided consideration. Then, DiskoDan talks about his thriving on-line butt-rating enterprise. Rounding out the trio, nonetheless sadly missing the alliterative nickname, we’ll take a pleasant extended check out ass-kicking actress Kelly Hu as our featured Girl Gone Wired. Sit as soon as extra, sit again, and put collectively to reside vicariously.

Episode 39

Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Beard-Growing Contest, Porn Tip

air day: 2003-08-14

You know what this world needs additional of? Conspiracy theories and bushy girls. Lucky for you, we at “”Unscrewed”” are correct proper right here to assist.

On tonight’s present you possibly can revenue from the musical stylings of Ernie on acid. (Yes, “”that”” Ernie.) You can hear Jim Marrs’ theories on who’s actually working the world, and you possibly can watch the surprisingly hairless Laura Swisher enter her very first beard-growing contest. All this, plus an informative Porn Tip and one other attractive Girl Gone Wired. Now that is leisure!

Episode 40

Martin Learns How to Eat Fire, Martin and Morgan Make Out at Comic-Con

air day: 2003-08-18

On tonight’s present we’re exhibiting you our very personal model of most relationship. First, we take the socially challenged host of an obscure late-night cable present and drop him off at a comic-book conference. Next, we ship in Morgan Webb. Finally, we draw back them to look out one another dates. Inevitably, hilarious hijinks ensue!

But that is solely definitely considered one of many many causes to tune in tonight. We’re going to take a look at Martin attempt to eat hearth, draw back a former Girl Gone Wired to play Failure Mode, and play an net recreation with nekkid girls. Don’t miss it!

Episode 41

Traci Lords, Scary Gary, Psychic Attacks

air day: 2003-08-19

Usually this house would come with a paragraph or two heralding the highlights of tonight’s present and galvanizing you to tune in. Not correct now. See, we needn’t persuade you to take a look at tonight. You’ll inevitably end up drawn to your tv because of the “”Unscrewed”” hour approaches. You will attain for the dial. You will watch. You can’t help it.

Know why? Because you’re beneath psychic assault! We’re remotely influencing you whilst you examine these strains! And that is doubtless one of many best half. If you need to know discover ways to defend your self (or discover ways to remotely affect others), you are going to have to take a look at the present!

Not that you simply simply want convincing, nonetheless we’re furthermore going to interview Traci Lords, ship Scary Gary out to terrorize pedestrians, and showcase one completely different attractive Girl Gone Wired.

Episode 42

Seaching for Semen, Debunking Astronomy Myths, Dancing Dog

air day: 2003-08-21

Hasn’t expertise achieved good factors for relationships? Now, as a substitute of heading out to your native watering gap and hoping to fulfill your dream date over a spherical of boilmakers and a recreation of darts, you possibly can put up an net private advert, sit as soon as extra, and sit up for the right response (in fluent Klingon, in precise reality.) Once you may need lured your good mate, you don’t want to lease your individuals to stalk them in case you query their dedication, due to a nifty little software program program that may seek for proof of infidelity!

Tonight we converse to the inventor of this semen-spotting gadget and learn the way sad are inserting it to good use all by way of the nation. To proceed the occasion of catching liars contained in the act, we furthermore chat with an astronomer who explains why that complete “”pretend moon touchdown”” thought is a huge steaming load of wombat dung. All this, alongside with some screwy movies, a dancing canine, and naturally our every single day dose of Girls Gone Wired. Don’t miss it!

Episode 43

Realdoll Surgeon Slade Fiero, Search Sperts, Fancy Fetish

air day: 2003-08-26

Have you ever tried one issue utterly completely completely different — one issue kinky — in mattress with your particular woman with out asking her first, solely to have her blow up at you? Did it’s important to enlist the assistance of her buddies to get you as soon as extra in her good graces? What a ache. Of course, in case to procure your self a Realdoll, you possibly can suppose as we speak are over. Not so. The solely distinction between an exact doll and a Realdoll is that when a Realdoll blows up, it’s important to establish on Dr. Slade Fiero.

Also on the present tonight, a mannequin new installment of our esteemed recreation present, Search Sperts. We have two new individuals, and it is secure to say the women are our wildest contestants nevertheless. Plus, this week’s Fancy Fetish has the entire local weather of a major second on TV. Here’s a contact: It incorporates chocolate syrup, grownup entertainers, and Joey the Intern.

Episode 44

‘Star Trek’ Convention, Cat Schwartz Exposed, Drinking for Prosperity

air day: 2003-08-27

Television is a demanding enterprise. You’re almost educated what to do and when to do it. Take our resident Ghost Hunter, Scott Herriott. He was busy engaged on private duties, and the following concern he is acutely aware of, his ass is on a airplane headed to Las Vegas. His mission? The “”Star Trek”” Convention. He was pressured to postpone his seek for Sasquatch and specters and boldly go the place most individuals have gone prior to. And you suppose Martin, Laura, and the remainder of this crew are hopped up on goofballs. Trust us, you ain’t seen nothing nevertheless.

Also on this system tonight, Cat Schwartz of “”Call for Help”” is right proper right here to set the report straight about what actually occurred with the pics which are being swapped all through the Net sooner than insults about Martin’s hair. And, uncover out why Jason Vanhee and Brandon Amancio are Martin and Laura’s new heroes. Plus we reveal one completely different Girl Gone Wired strumpet.

Episode 45

Martin vs. the RIAA, Rubik’s Cube Whiz, Love for the 40-ouncers.

air day: 2003-08-28

The RIAA has made itself clear. Stop the downloading, or else. Well, if the RIAA was pressured to make a dwelling on the peanuts we earn every week, most likely it’d perceive why we do it. After shelling out cash for lease, porn, and completely completely different expenditures, we barely have satisfactory money to pay the bar tab. Tonight, Martin takes a stand in opposition to the powers that be in a battle of the ages. A goofy, small-time tv host squares off in opposition to the big boys from Washington. Put the youngsters to mattress early, due to this one may get ugly.

Also on this system, meet Pete Brusyo. He loves the 40-ounce malt liquors merely as hundreds as our host does. Indeed, Pete has erected an net web site devoted to the last word phrase social gathering beverage. Plus, Rubik’s Cube genius Dan Knights makes an attempt to resolve the ’80s toy in beneath 17 seconds. (That’s longer than Martin lasts contained in the sack.) And we have now new installments of Dear Blog and Girls Gone Wired.

Episode 46

Spy on Your Spouse, Hairogenics, Computer Programmer or Serial Killer?

air day: 2003-09-01

Don’t you hate it while you come residence from a difficult day of panhandling solely to look out your affiliate has packed up her factors and moved to a singular nation to be with somebody she met in an Internet chat room? All she has left behind are a pair of pumps, the youngsters, and a swallow of whiskey. (She would possibly needn’t decrease than left a full bottle.) If solely you’d paid a bit additional consideration to “”the e-book”” she talked about she was writing. Turns out she’s been chatting her nights away right into the guts of 1 completely different man. Tonight, meet John LaSage. He’s created an net web site to cease this from occurring prior to it’s going to get began.

Also on the present tonight, uncover out how one can save your self from a lifetime of hair transplants, toupees, and Rogaine. Mike Blaylock has come up with a selection to protect your hair till there is a remedy for baldness. The course of commonly known as Hairogenics, and it would most likely be among the many best hope you may need obtained. Plus, Scary Gary is as soon as extra on the freeway tormenting pedestrians, and study the innermost ideas of Martin and Laura in a

Episode 47

Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop, New Dirt From ‘The Smoking Gun’

air day: 2003-09-15

Don’t you hate it while you’re sitting on the can attempting to “”deal with enterprise,”” nonetheless you possibly can’t, ‘set off somebody is watching you and making you nervous? It’s time you set an finish to this stage fright, due to prior to you understand it, regardless of which stall you make the most of, somebody will most likely be watching. And that somebody is none aside from actor Jeff Goldblum. And you thought “”The Fly”” was creepy. Tonight you possibly can meet Matt Blessing, a person on a mission to verify Mr. Goldblum is watching you each time you “”drop a load.””

Also on this system, Andrew Goldberg of “”The Smoking Gun”” is as soon as extra with additional mud on celebrities and names inside the information. Plus, new installments of Dear Blog, and one completely different bustified Girl Gone Wired.

Episode 48

Martin Gets Sloshed, Paranormal Investigator Loyd Auerbach, Get Laid Online

air day: 2003-09-16

Tonight’s present is destined to get a bit uncontrolled. In reality, we’ll be shocked if Martin would possibly make it by way of the entire episode. On the present, we’ll be testing these private breathalyzers you should purchase on the pharmacy. And Martin figures among the many best strategies to check these things is to drink all by means of the present. (Yeah, it does sound like an excuse to drink whereas working.) However, there is a technique to this insanity. We need to be certain these over-the-counter objects are proper, so we invited CHP officer Christian Oliver to match the knowledgeable breathalyzers the CHP makes use of with the store-bought ones. Regardless of what occurs, we assure that Martin can have his means with a fifth of Wild Turkey.

Episode 49

State of Confusion

air day: 2003-09-19

Only in America can we vitality a recall for a governor, and solely in America can somebody like Martin get his personal TV present. Since we cannot recall Martin from late night time, (take into consideration us, we have tried), it is time to grill the candidates like solely “”Unscrewed”” can. We want to verify whoever will get into workplace is keen to guard our rights to download music and surf for porn.

Join us for an evening of pure pandemonium. You thought the recall was asinine? Trust us, you ain’t seen nothing nevertheless. All 135 candidates have been invited, and solely seven daring individuals have stepped forth thus far.

Episode 50

XXX Church, Porn Tip With Judy, Girl Gone Wired: Anna Kournikova

air day: 2003-09-18

You’ve all checked out porn. We can inform simply by web site company experiences from the “”Girls Gone Wired”” galleries. There actually is not any harm at viewing porn typically, right? (We hope not, or we bigger get used to everlasting warmth.) But what if sneaking a peek at a bit T and A makes you a nasty particular specific particular person? According to our buddies tonight, “”A little bit of bit porn is sort of a bit heroin. It’s gonna jack you up come what would possibly.”” Tonight, meet the founders of XXX Church.com. They’re correct proper right here to inform us why porn is a nasty concern. (And to suppose, we have been mistaken all these years.)

Also on this system tonight, Scott Herriott continues to delve into paranormal prepare. Tonight he investigates some unusual happenings in a haunted mansion. Plus, new installments of Search Sperts, our recreation present, and a mannequin new Porn Tip of the Day. And you possibly can love tonight’s Girl Gone Wired. She’s made a profession of taking part in with fuzzy balls.

Episode 51

Flash Mobs, UFO Watchtower, Dark Tip: Total PC Destruction

air day: 2003-09-23

You’re sitting in entrance of Starbucks having pleasing with a venti caramel macciato with soy milk (Martin’s favourite), and out of nowhere a gaggle of individuals present up, chant a ridiculous phrase, after which flee. Did the indie rocker who offered you your beverage slip one consider your cup? No. It’s solely a model new worldwide fad. These innocent gatherings are often called flash mobs. Tonight, Tom Grow, chief instigation officer of MobProject.com, sheds some delicate on flash mobs.

Also on this system, D-Tip reveals you discover ways to rid your PC of all incriminating recordsdata in a matter of seconds. And alien seeker Judy Messoline talks about why she has erected a UFO watchtower in the course of Colorado. Plus, one completely different intercourse kitten from our Girls Gone Wired gallery.

Episode 52

Netflix of Porn, Pleasure Mints, Lighter Side of Linux

air day: 2003-09-24

It appears it is getting more durable and more durable to take a look at porn. They’ve closed nearly all of the X-rated film homes. Porn has vanished from a number of the principal rental retailers. And on the institutions that do carry smut, you’re feeling like it’s important to don a trench coat and sun shades merely to peek on the titles. While the Internet is good for downloading a bevy of pics, it is merely not the equal. If solely there was a option to make renting porn a bit simpler. At closing, somebody has heard the cries of lonely males all all by way of the land. Tonight you meet two guys on a mission that will allow you buy your porn and not at all truly actually really feel like a pervert.

Also on this system, in case you thought Altoids had been curiously sturdy mints, you ain’t seen nothing nevertheless. We’ll present you the course mints are taking, and the way in which during which they’ll enhance your intercourse life. (Assuming you ever get one.) Plus, new installments of Lighter Side of Linux, and one completely different bodacious babe from our Girls Gone Wired Gallery.

Episode 53

Virginity for Sale, Cross-Dressing Anime Fan, Extreme Model Fest

air day: 2003-09-25

I’m constructive various you’re nonetheless virgins, and that is OK. But you most likely haven’t achieved the deed by age 22, chances are it’s possible you’ll need to flip to drastic measures. Tonight you possibly can meet Ryan Bennett. He’s auctioning off his virginity on eBay. No strings associated. What an superior thought! Maybe Martin ought to lie and public sale his off, too. I’m constructive somebody will present to pay a greenback.

Also on this system tonight, Man-Faye. Although he attire like anime character Faye Valentine from “”Cowboy Bebop,”” he does not precisely seem as if her. And uncover out what occurs as quickly as we ship Eugene the Creepy Intern to Model Fest.

Episode 54

Proof NASA Knows of UFOs, Wired Girl In the Flesh, Behind the Scenes at Burning

air day: 2003-09-29

We know. It’s exhausting to consider the American authorities would withhold information from its residents. But relating to UFOs (amongst completely completely different factors) the federal authorities tends to provide us the proverbial brush-off. It need to be larger than coincidence so many individuals have seen what they consider to be UFOs. Tonight, UFO educated David Sereda has footage NASA does not need you to see. If you do not take into consideration him, most likely you possibly can take into consideration “”Blues Brothers”” star Dan Aykroyd.

Also, learn the way parody web site Don’tBuyMusic.com was capable of get as soon as extra up and dealing after it was shut down by BuyMusic.com. Plus, Martin and Laura go behind the scenes at Burning Man. And no present is likely to be complete with no Girl Gone Wired. Tonight’s woman is on the set to play our product recreation “”Failure Mode.”” Hey if she loses, her prime is coming off.

Episode 55

Dancing Badgers, Naked TV Hosts, F***ed Companies

air day: 2003-09-30

As you may have guessed from watching Martin, net web internet hosting your personal TV present ain’t easy. Which is why we have developed such an ardent appreciation for Jim Spagg. This wig-sporting nudist hosted his very personal cable entry tv present for 14 years. We’ll be fortunate to remain on till the tip of the 12 months! On tonight’s present we’ll grill Jim for the secrets and techniques and methods and strategies of his success, the language he created, and the faith he based totally. Here’s hoping he does not give Marty any concepts.

We’ll furthermore chat with F***ed Company’s entrance man, Philip “”Pud”” Kaplan, about a lot of of his favourite dot-com debacles. And we’ll hear from our good neighborhood porn mother and meet a Girl Gone Wired with a extraordinarily candy tooth. Don’t miss it.

Episode 56

Dark Tip: Block the RIAA, Proof Planet X Exists, Camwhore Face-Off

air day: 2003-10-01

Ever because of the RIAA determined to high-quality individuals for taking what “”does not belong to them,”” downloading music has develop proper right into a doubtlessly harmful concern to do. If solely there have been a option to concurrently proceed to seize our favourite tunes from the Net and slip earlier the recording commerce. Tonight, D-Tipper Kevin Rose reveals you a bit trick to proceed your downloading frenzy and preserve the RIAA off of your laptop computer pc (insert evil chortle).

Also on this system, researcher Jason Martell joins us with proof that Planet X exists. Plus, new installments of our wildly regular recreation “”Search Sperts,”” and a model new Girl Gone Wired.

Episode 57

Get Tan in 60 Seconds, Laura Busted for Sexual Harassment, Radio Hut Guy

air day: 2003-10-07

What is it a number of tan that makes individuals look bigger? Tans give even ugly individuals a sure sexual attractiveness. It’s positively true that fats appears to be like bigger tan. While not all individuals lives in year-round sunny native climate, that is no excuse to not have a golden glow. On tonight’s present, Tom Laughlin, inventor of Mist-On Tan, goes to point Martin’s ass from pasty white to lovely bronze in merely 60 seconds. Imagine wanting akin to you spend your free time contained in the picture voltaic as a substitute of the confines of native bars.

Also on this system, Laura’s work antics land her contained in the workplace of TechTV’s human sources division. Find out how an net web site obtained our co-host in scorching water. Plus, new installments of Memoirs of a Radio Hut Guy, and tonight’s vixen, whose soiled methods secured her a spot contained in the Girls Gone Wired gallery.

Episode 58

Singing Psychic, Martin Visits UFO Expo, Liquor Filter

air day: 2003-10-08

Do you lie awake at night time questioning what your future holds? Same concern occurs to Martin — solely, he is normally half-crocked at a dive pub pondering his future. Ya know, stuff like, will he ever uncover a lady? Will additional individuals watch his present? Will Laura ever exit with him? Lucky for him, we booked definitely considered one of many world’s largest psychics. She’s Fran Baskerville, the Singing Psychic. Not solely will she reply Martin’s burning questions, nonetheless she’ll ship them in music.

Also on the present tonight, Nick Esposito, creator of the Gray Kangaroo, joins us to speak about his invention, which modifications bottom-of-the-barrel liquor into the hooch discovered on the very best shelf. You know, the stuff you possibly can’t afford. Perry, our employees scientist, areas it to the try. Plus, new installments of Moments in NASA historic earlier and a lip-smacking hottie from our Girls Gone Wired gallery.

Episode 59

Torment Telemarketers, Earthquake Hunters, Foot-Pumping Fetish

air day: 2003-10-09

Tonight’s present is for the latent gear-head in all of us. Do you swoon over tricked-out speedsters? Does horsepower get you scorching? Are you a heterosexual male who bought “”The Fast and the Furious”” on DVD? If you answered sure to any of those questions, you don’t want to overlook tonight’s “”Unscrewed.””

We’ll converse to an earthquake tracker who practices his predictive science with the assistance of 1 critically stocked SUV. Then we’ll present a titillating trend of the erotic world of Gas Pedal Fetishists. Finally, we’ll attribute an impressive new Girl Gone Wired who’s assured to get your motor working. Enjoy the journey!

Episode 60

Mod Your Xbox, Interview With the Vampire, Search Sperts

air day: 2003-10-13

If you are a Bill-Gates-hating, Xbox-playing, Tolkien-reading, big-government-fearing creature of the night time, you are going to love tonight’s present. Because correct proper right here on “”Unscrewed,”” we satisfaction ourselves on having a demographic of 1.

But even in case you do not fairly fall into our objective market, it’s best to nonetheless tune in. Kevin Rose’s Xbox mod is so controversial we’re not allowed to name it a hack and Scott Herriott’s vampire interviews are surprisingly lighthearted. Jerry Smith will current you with nevertheless one more reason to face up screaming in the course of the night time and our Girl Gone Wired will current you with nevertheless one more reason to make use of typing one-handed. All this, plus Search Sperts and a rapping Golem! Does it get any bigger than this?

Episode 61

Gun Girls, Lycos Top Fifty, Dear Blog

air day: 2003-10-15

Guns and ladies go collectively like ice cream and apple pie, do not they? Which is why we’re such massive followers of Nolan Conley and his web site GunGirls.com. The web site was initially designed to assist George Bush defeat Al Gore utilizing photographs of half-naked girls and weapons. You chortle, nonetheless who’s sitting contained in the Oval Office, hmm?

Plus, we have the Lycos Top 50, which helps us monitor the strangest searches on the Internet; one completely different mouth-watering Girl Gone Wired; and a model new attribute often called “”Playing With Yourself!”” Now that is leisure.

Episode 63

Hypnotist/Dominatrix Lady Christine, Search Sperts, Girl Gone Wired

air day: 2003-10-20

One of among the many best factors about working in tv is the super completely different for intern abuse. We can vitality them to fetch espresso, stroll our canines, choose up our dry-cleaning, and change our vehicles each two hours so the meter maids do not get us. But the exact leisure begins as quickly as we invite them to “”take part in an element.”” You ought to see their glazed little eyes delicate up in anticipation! So hopeful! So clueless! So humorous.

Of course, few segments have as hundreds potential for publicly humiliating interns because of the one arising tonight. Marty’s interviewing Lady Christine, a critically attractive mixture hypnotist and dominatrix. She’s going to point her functionality on — you guessed it — Joey, the “”Unscrewed”” intern. Trust us, you do not need to miss this bit.

Rounding out the night, we have Search Sperts, Dear Blog, and naturally, one completely different tantalizing Girl Gone Wired. Enjoy!

Episode 64

Female Wrestlers, StarDrive Inventor, Playing With Yourself

air day: 2003-10-21

I’ve under no circumstances understood males’s obsession with girls wrestlers. OK, so that you simply set two partaking girls in bikinis and as well as you watch them roll spherical on the underside, or the mud, or the vat of Jell-O till one among them manages to pin down the choice. Big whoop. Sure, there’s your complete girl-on-girl sexual undertone occurring, nonetheless in case you’re into that, why not merely lease porn? Frankly, the attraction was misplaced on me. Until, in precise reality, I watched the taping of tonight’s present.

These chicks kick excessive ass! They’re sturdy, they’re skilled, they usually whipped Marty and our safety guard with out breaking a sweat! Whether you respect their athleticism, admire their additional apparent attributes, or very like watching Marty get slapped like a girly-man, you would possibly be sure you get pleasure from watching these girls in motion.

We’re furthermore speaking to the inventor of a warp drive gadget for spaceships and that options one completely different incredible Girl Gone Wired. Don’t miss it.

Episode 65

Xbox Mods, Ass Art, Fire-Eating Bunny

air day: 2003-10-23

Tonight on “”Unscrewed”” we’re going to present you the way in which one can rating a bit of ass!

No, not like that. Sheesh, you individuals have such soiled minds. What I point out is, butt-printing artist Stan Murmur will most likely be contained in the studio tonight portray an beautiful masterpiece utilizing solely his gluteus maximus. Look Ma, no arms! The consequence will go to a minimal of 1 fortunate viewer in our first-ever ass-art giveaway!

Continuing in our efforts to stretch the time interval “”artist”” earlier all low-cost boundaries, we’ll furthermore interview nightclub performer Scotty the Blue Bunny. Don’t even ask me, I merely work correct proper right here. In a heroic try to salvage the present, Kevin Rose will present step two in his incredible Xbox mod assortment, and the place of Girl Gone Wired will most likely be carried out by Shannon Stewart. You sorta have to take a look at merely to witness the carnage.

Episode 66

Naked Chef, Aura Reading, Reptile Attack

air day: 2003-10-27

Tonight on “”Unscrewed,”” Laura takes her shirt off.

There’s additional to it than that, in precise reality. It’s a gesture of solidarity and sisterhood devoted to Bunny Bunns, who could even be topless. And bottomless. This former dot commer turned nude social gathering chef will cease by the studio to serve up some spring rolls ready in her signature model — bare. Doesn’t that tempt your tummy?

If combining spring roll and pores and pores and pores and skin is not going to be your deal, we have furthermore obtained the inventor of the Aura Camera correct proper right here to take a Polaroid of Marty’s aura. Plus, nevertheless one more reason to get broadband, an enthralling Dear Blog entry, and naturally a Girl Gone Wired.

Episode 67

Dodge Traffic Tickets, Porn Industry Insights, Girl Gone Wired

air day: 2003-10-28

Many individuals appear to be laboring beneath the misunderstanding that making an X-rated film is easy. Sure, the lighting is horrible, digicam angles awkward, titles laughable, and displaying largely theoretical. Sure, the scripts examine like rejected letters to Penthouse Forum. But that does not point out merely anybody can shoot a intercourse scene and turn out to be the crown prince of porn! For the exact scoop, watch tonight’s “”Unscrewed,”” when Tim Connelly of Adult Video News reveals true secrets and techniques and methods and strategies of skin-flick success.

Plus, Kevin Rose reveals you discover ways to run pink lights with out risking the shifting violation. All this, and a free recreation via which you shoot Teddy Bears! That’s what we establish leisure.

Episode 68

Extreme Pumpkin Carving, Church of Satan, Mystery Spot

air day: 2003-10-29

It’s our very first Halloween correct proper right here on “”Unscrewed,”” and we’re decided to make it ghoulishly good on your complete household! So purchase your individuals and family members all through the tube and take part our healthful journey satisfying.

You and your little ones love pumpkin carving, do not you? Well why not jack up your jack-o’-lanterns with the assistance of some vitality units? Our excessive pumpkin-carving half will encourage you to experiment with your chainsaw and vitality sander to create a scene out of your favourite slasher movie. Your neighbors are constructive to envy your ingenuity!

Plus, we uncover the non secular side of this journey with the assistance of the High Priestess of the Church of Satan. We even have trick or treating, thriller spots, and a gorgeously gothic Girl Gone Wired. Now is that bigger than bobbing for apples or what?

Episode 69

Etch A Sketch Artist, Stunt Host, Monkey Invaders

air day: 2003-11-03

Do you understand what makes tonight’s episode of “”Unscrewed”” distinctive? No, it is not the chance to see Marty and his stunt double try stomach dancing on the Renaissance Faire. No, it is not due to we’re speaking to most likely the easiest Etch A Sketch artist of all time. It’s not even due to we’re that encompasses a free recreation via which evil monkey heads shoot snot cannons at you and as well as you reply by hurling exploding crabs.

Certainly all of these components are important and worth watching. But what makes tonight’s episode of “”Unscrewed”” distinctive is the shortage of 18-plus website online hyperlinks. Absolutely each merchandise is household good. Take that, all you individuals who declare this present is nothing nonetheless soft-core pornography!

So it’s possible you’ll want to watch tonight’s all-age leisure. And come as soon as extra tomorrow as quickly as we pile the porn on with shovels to make up for misplaced time.

Episode 70

Larry Flynt, Spy on AIM, Search Sperts

air day: 2003-11-05

Tonight, “”Unscrewed”” brings collectively the undisputed King of Smut with the unproven Lackey of Late-Night Television. Tune in to see Marty converse with Hustler’s head honcho Larry Flynt about Flynt’s advertising and marketing marketing campaign to guard our First Amendment right to free speech.

Of course, Marty furthermore asks Larry if the bullet wound that rendered him a paraplegic has interfered with his intercourse life. Because in any case, that is “”Unscrewed.””

Dark Tipper Kevin Rose could even cease by the set to level you discover ways to pay attention to AOL Instant Messenger conversations. All this, plus a useful information for choosing bum wines, a positively ugly free Flash recreation, a devastatingly lovely Girl Gone Wired, and Search Sperts: Battle of the Champions. Don’t miss it!

Episode 71

Guide to Sex Scenes, Dancing Man, Dear Blog

air day: 2003-11-06

Tonight’s present is all about exhibitionists and voyeurs. If you want to observe, in case you prefer to be watched, in case you need to take a look at whereas being watched or be whereas watching or watch whereas being, then this episode is all about you!

We start by interviewing a person whose contribution to society can’t be overestimated: Craig Hosoda, creator of “”The Bare Facts Video Guide.”” This invaluable desktop reference useful helpful useful resource dutifully tracks well-known particular person nude scenes in the marketplace on videotape. How did we survive with out this handy tome? From there we change to an interview with Stanley Tobiason III, who posts video of him dancing on the Internet. Yes, you examine that right. Finally, we wrap up our see-and-be-seen particular with tonight’s Girl Gone Wired.

So watch already. You know you need to.

Episode 72

Dog Translator, Celebrity Scandals, Hide the Hookah

air day: 2003-11-10

If you are a pet proprietor, you is likely to be acquainted with this drawback. Your pet is fed. Your pet has been taken to the appropriate place to alleviate itself. Your pet is just not chilly, sick, confined, injured, or uncomfortable in any seen means. And your pet is not going to be going to shut the f**okay up.

Lucky for you, the useful of us at Takara have developed an answer. The Bow-Lingual is a useful gadget designed to translate your canine’s barking into human speech. Does it work? Watch tonight when the engaging Laura Swisher and her canine, Bean, put it to the try.

We’ve furthermore obtained the most recent well-known particular person mud from The Smoking Gun, a free recreation that has you hiding condoms out of your dad and mom, and a Girl Gone Wired with an inspirational message.

Episode 73

Carmen Electra, Sign Up to Sue People Online, Viking Kittens

air day: 2003-11-11

Tonight on “”Unscrewed”” we present you discover ways to make it massive utilizing that incredible American personalized, the frivolous lawsuit. The larger half is, you do not even ought to file the lawsuit your self. Just log on to the location, uncover the evil agency behemoth that exploited you, and be a part of the feeding frenzy.

Plus, Marty has a cosy little chat with Carmen Electra about hair eradicating, our free Flash recreation will get tubular, and our Girl Gone Wired reveals that she began working when she was barely accepted. All this and additional arising tonight!

Episode 74

Live Forever, Torment Your Co-workers, Search Sperts

air day: 2003-11-12

Tonight we take a stroll down “”Unscrewed”” reminiscence lane as quickly as we invite as soon as extra the very first buyer ever to look on this system, Alex Chiu. Maybe a second go to will permit us to go looking out out as rapidly as and for all if he is a raving lunatic or a misunderstood genius who found the vital factor of everlasting life.

Plus, D-Tip is as soon as extra with some deviously simple methods assured to drive your co-workers completely over the sting. All this, plus one completely different thrilling recreation of Search Sperts, and naturally our Girl Gone Wired.

Episode 75

Peter Pan and Mommy Dearest

air day: 2003-11-17

We get an unimaginable quantity of e mail correct proper right here at “”Unscrewed,”” and a very good portion of it appears to counsel that Martin has “”elements.”” To which we have now formulated the next response: Duh. Why not inform us one issue we do not know?

Tonight, nonetheless, we uncover the difficulty of “”elements”” in additional issue. We begin by speaking to Jeff Bakeman and Brian Krinbring, two guys with some excessive mommy elements. Their e-book, alongside with their web site, ponders the phenomenon of the one which marries a girl very like his mother, and the mothers whose youngsters grew as lots as write books like this. OK, so unlikely that closing one, nonetheless the remaining is true! Then we chat with the poster teen for arrested progress elements, Randy Constan. Find out why this 49-year-old resident of Tampa, Florida, likes to decorate up like Peter Pan and dance.

All this, plus the tech of Frisbees, one completely different attractive Girl Gone Wired, and a risk to see Laura blindfolded. If you did not have already got elements, you undoubtedly will after watching tonight’s episode

Episode 76

Bitter Waitresses, Secret Societies, Kids Playing Possum

air day: 2003-11-18

From exposing secret societies to casting delicate on the plight of the modern-day waitress, “”Unscrewed”” is the Upton Sinclair of the late-night world. It’s a difficult burden to bear, being crusaders for justice and all. But we’re merely doing what we anticipate is true! Actually, we’re doing what we anticipate is humorous, nonetheless for as rapidly as they’re one and the equal.

Ever marvel about that funky eye on the as soon as extra of the greenback invoice? To commonplace college faculty college students of Latin, Novus Ordo Seclorum means “”A New Order of the Ages.”” But to this buyer it merely signifies that Satan controls our authorities. Dr. Stanley Monteith, conspiracy theorist and orthopedic surgeon, has pierced the veil of secrecy and is right proper right here to disclose the malevolent forces controlling your concepts from a bunker contained in the Swiss Alps.

And from the Alps to the diner down the freeway, we inventory to you the creator of bitterwaitress.com. That’s right, we get inside the very best of a waitress and study what it is actually favor to serve celebrities meals. Would you concentrate on that Rebec

Episode 77

The Mothman, Secrets From Marty’s Past, PC Beer Fridge

air day: 2003-11-19

A pc may be very nearly the right companion. It offers leisure contained in the sort of video video video games, movies, and articles. It offers help in quite a lot of methods, from serving to you analysis a subject and deal with your contacts to balancing your checkbook. It even offers an introduction to new and attention-grabbing individuals, like that Mahir man with the “”I kiss you”” web site. Really, the one time your laptop computer pc does not ship is while you’re searching for a consuming buddy.

Well, due to Kevin Rose, even that perform can now be carried out by your PC! Tune in tonight to study to place in a beer cooler in your case, and extinguish your want for exterior human contact as rapidly as and for all!

We’ll furthermore converse to the host of ConspiracyCafe.com a number of assortment of peculiar sightings in Wise County, Texas. One potential set off? The Mothman of silver-screen fame. The implications of this are merely staggering. Just suppose — an excuse for a sequel to that horrible Richard Gere movie! We’re getting the heebie-jeebies ju

Episode 78

Hollywood Is Calling, Psychic Spying, Matrix Pingpong

air day: 2003-12-01

Let’s say you may need achieved some low-cost diploma of success in your life. You have a profession you get pleasure from, a strong group of high quality buddies, even a satisfying romantic relationship. Your funds are almost so as. You’re in good correctly being. You have satisfactory free money and time to indulge a passion or two. And nevertheless one issue is lacking. You nonetheless do not actually really feel akin to you have obtained “”made it.”” There stays some elusive triumph or achievement merely earlier your grasp. What is it? What’s the lacking ingredient which can validate your complete existence? The reply, in precise reality, is a private cellphone establish from “”Kato”” Kaelin.

That’s right. For the bargain-basement price of $19.95 you possibly can pay a pseudo-celebrity to put a private cellphone establish to you or your individuals. Tune in tonight when Ron “”Horshack”” Palillo of “”Welcome Back Kotter”” fame explains how Hollywood Is Calling can present the outcomes you want.

Plus, we’ll converse to the one which put the “”ESP”” in espionage: Lyn Buchanan, former psychic spy and creator of “”The Seventh Sense.”” He

Episode 79

Witches, Cabbies, and Britney — Oh My!

air day: 2003-12-02

The Internet is an unimaginable place. Not solely does it help you to view tons of free pornography with the considered complete privateness, nevertheless it furthermore unites an entire bunch of parents that usually would not be caught lifeless collectively. Case in diploma, on tonight’s present we have now a witch, a cabbie, Britney Spears, and a toddler who will suck his personal toes in case you toss him a nickel.

What do Peter Frampton, George Lucas, and Ringo Starr have in widespread? Well, yeah, all their careers went to pot about 20 years beforehand, nonetheless they’ve furthermore shared the expertise that’s “”The Ultimate Taxi.”” We’ve obtained the Ultimate Cabbie correct proper right here to elucidate why he packed his cab with as many gewgaws as humanly potential.

Plus, by the pricking of my thumb, one issue witch-ed this trend comes. Macha Nightmare goes to elucidate how the Internet has launched witches out of the broom closet and a bit nearer to the mainstream. She’ll even be harnessing all of her vitality to interrupt Marty’s extended line of lonely nights. Yeah, good luck. Not even Gandalf cou

Episode 80

Testes Meets Ramses

air day: 2003-12-03

Rarely are you supplied the chance to sharpen and uninteresting your concepts throughout the equal half-hour of tv. Well, tonight, we correct proper right here at “”Unscrewed”” give it to you.

First, the dulling. Choosing to neuter your canine is an important completely different. So vital actually that an commerce has sprung as lots as fill the realm of curiosity of prosthetic canine testicles. Hundreds of 1000’s of had been spent, years had been devoted and in the long run inventor Gregg Miller has handed us the Neuticle, a plastic (or hardened silicon) canine testicle substitute. Will your pooch be succesful to inform the excellence? More importantly, will Fifi, the poodle down the freeway know?

Now the sharpening (truly merely lots a lot much less of a dulling). Ancient historic earlier is totally, actually earlier. I point out it is so earlier that nobody actually is acutely aware of what occurred, so individuals merely make stuff up. On one hand you have obtained your stodgy, scholarly varieties with their “”e-book studying”” and their “”information.”” But alternatively, the hand sporting a foam finger stating “”Aliens are #1,”” we have now to

Episode 81

Find Nookie, Crack Passwords, and Search Sperts

air day: 2003-12-08

“”Unscrewed”” basks contained in the panoply of the Internet like a booze hound who will not drink the equal concern twice. Tonight we’ll deal with the low value basement of Internet relationship, absurd workplace work, mischievous hackers, porn, and the facial expressions you make all by way of intercourse.

But first factors first. Tonight’s Search Sperts is probably considered one of many largest on report. Not solely is it a battle that dethrones the reigning champ, nonetheless we furthermore get to see an excessive amount of blessed toplessedness and a few lesbian kissing. You’ll be in your toes yelling “”Oh no they did not”” nonetheless you possibly can in the end understand “”Ohh yeah, they did.””

And if that obtained you all scorching and bothered we’ll present you what to do about it. Our buyer, Amy Blair of Blacktable.com, will information you thru an net meat market the place even your most wicked desires can come to life. The event she used? Pooping in pie tins. It’s been there, she’s seen it. You can see it too.

Episode 82

Paris Hilton Sex Tape, Joey in His Underpants, and the Lycos Top 50

air day: 2003-12-09

Well, tons’s been happenin’ ‘throughout the ol’ Internet. Seems like Paris Hilton has been a bit little little bit of a skank. If you ask li’l ol’ me, that is merely high-quality. That’s the fantastic thing about this nation: You may be no matter you need to be. You can take your massive wealth and create endowments for the humanities. You can create shelters to assist feed and robe the lots a lot much less lucky. You can try to make the world the next place. Or you possibly can run spherical like a drunken tramp, get taped boning some dude, after which almost make an ass out of your self on an horrible actuality tv present. Ahh, the candy nectar of freedom. “”Unscrewed’s”” personal Paris Hilton, Joey the Intern, was impressed by such a daring event of the succulence of videography, so he determined to make his personal “”intercourse”” tape. Make constructive you attempt it out.

Actually, the liberty of the Internet runs by way of the veins of tonight’s present. We have an interview with Kevin Blatt, the publicist for SexBrat.com, the state of affairs that bought the Paris Hilton intercourse tape.

Also,

Episode 83

Maddox, Spies, and a Very Happy Walrus

air day: 2003-12-10

The world is a torrent of thriller and duplicity. The good individuals of earth are besieged from all angles. Strife, each at residence and overseas, threatens to disrupt the lives of often comings and goings of Joe (or Jane) Q. Public. Well, reliable viewer/reader, I would like you to know that we at “”Unscrewed”” are correct proper right here for you. We pierce the pores and pores and pores and skin on the pudding that’s the Internet to carry you the candy goo it’s important to get by on this topsy-turvy world of ours. Bold crusaders, wicked spies, and self-pleasuring wildlife all grace this half-hour of tv the place we carve out our area of curiosity in historic earlier.

Tonight’s buddies are Maddox, the creator of The Best Page contained in the Universe, and Jason Woodside from the International Spy Shop.

Episode 84

Kidnapped Drummers, Latex, and Rocket Powered Hard Drive

air day: 2003-12-15

Well, it is come to this. We’re kidnapping individuals. I assumed that extortion is likely to be the primary exact regulation we broke, nonetheless I used to be mistaken, it is kidnapping. Every late night time present needs a band, and we’re no exception. Our residence band, The Day Drinkers, are fairly good, nonetheless they wished a drummer. So they kidnapped Letterman’s. Yup, we’re messin’ with the big man, and I’m merely hoping he does not uncover. (Although I’m constructive I’d take their Web man in a bare-knuckle combat to the dearth of life, I do know Dave would knock the stuffin’ out of poor Marty.)

And if kidnapping individuals is not going to be satisfactory to pique your curiosity, we have now world-famous fetish photographer Eric Kroll. Kroll’s correct proper right here to speak latex, muses, and ball gags with Marty.

Plus, if the feds are pounding down your door, eradicate the proof via a rocket-propelled exhausting drive.

Episode 85

From the Moon to Atlantis

air day: 2003-12-16

Man is a cool beast. The intricacies of our species are like a toboggan journey that is lacking the driving pressure, careening down the monitor of life. Well, check out me, I’m rambling as quickly as additional, nonetheless cannibalism does that to me. No, I’m no cannibal, nonetheless there is a German chap who’s. The stranger concern is that the cannibal used an net web site to look out somebody desperate to be killed and eaten. Apparently it is all on tape and it’s very consensual. Like I used to be saying, it takes all sorts. Tonight’s present is not any exception.

Episode 86

Ex-Hosts and Anti-AOL-CD Activists

air day: 2003-12-17

As the sooner saying goes, those that neglect the sooner are doomed to repeat it. Well, if tonight’s buddies are any indicator, it appears to be like an identical to the sooner may be coming as soon as extra to roost. And to root by way of TechTV’s fridge for leftovers.

Two ex-hosts are coming as soon as extra to speak about life after TechTV. What are they as lots as? Are they working multimillion greenback enterprises or do they drink bum wine and reside in cardboard packing containers?

And are the sins of AOL’s earlier about to return as soon as extra and chunk the corporate contained in the ass? Two guys are mad as hell, and you possibly can assist them wreak havoc on definitely considered one of many Internet’s largest mega-corporations.

Episode 87

‘Unscrewed’ Holiday Extravaganza

air day: 2003-12-22

Oh, the yuletide glee. It’s the vacation season as quickly as additional, and we’re getting rattling festive spherical correct proper right here. Marty obtained so hopped up on eggnog, he even headed out into the woods to cut down a tree. That was every week and a half beforehand. We preserve hoping he’ll present up, the sturdy healthful youthful chap he’s, nevertheless it’s an odds on favourite he is freezing to lack of life contained in the forest right now. In his closing moments of coherent thought he’ll maybe be dreaming of the vacation extravaganza we’re throwing. And I wager his dream would go a bit one issue like this. Tonight’s buddies embody Tom Nardone, creator of ShopInPersonal.com. And Laura presents Extreme Caroling:

Extreme Caroling by Laura Swisher

Someone on employees needed to know the way Extreme Christmas Caroling occurred. I mentioned I’d write a quick article explaining the mannequin new personalized, so correct proper right here it’s in a nutshell.

TechTV employed an organization to seek out out discover ways to obtain viewers contained in the coveted 18- to 34-year-old male demographic. We needed to do an element on “”Unscrewed”” to cel

Episode 88

Wil Wheaton, Drew Curtis, and Naughty Allie

air day: 2003-12-23

Episode 89

Star Wars Kid and the Sexologist

air day: 2003-12-24

Episode 90

Millionaires, Beer, and Condom Olympics

air day: 2003-12-29

Episode 91

Choosing Good Porn, Search Sperts and a Fiery Wedding

air day: 2003-12-30

Episode 92

Unscrewed’s Least Embarrassing Moments of 2003

air day: 2003-12-31

Episode 93

Cindy Margolis, Poop Reporting, and Adopt a Demon

air day: 2004-01-12

Episode 94

Exploding People and Cellphone Orgasms

air day: 2004-01-13

Episode 95

Topless Bartenders, Sexperts, and Philanderers

air day: 2004-01-14